I'm a bugger for making the most of my "Jingle Jangle" clutch on the 300.

There's very little more amusing in life than sitting on the front row of the grid (Pattaya Central Road traffic lights) playing tunes on the dry clutch, while twenty plus Honda Wave 125's gather round trying to suss out what all the noise is.

How many times have I heard those words...."'Ere mister, you wanna put some oil in that thing"!!!