My highlight was seeing you go from sober to hammered in one drink lol.
It was your fault I got so drunk as towards the end of the night I noticed you were a bit worse for wear so I kept buying you bottles of water and swapping them for your beer( I dont think you even noticed you where on water ) then I had to drink your beer so if it wasnt for me making sacrifices like that you might have felt like s"*t at your wedding
Also how did you manage to get away with working on your 45 on your wedding day??
If I had even though about that sort of thing on my wedding day then I wouldnt be sat here now I think i would be in a wooden box under 6 ft of earth
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