" no sweet synthetic smells and potentially a delivery almost as smooth as a four-stroke."

Errrr, I think that some one's missing the point here.

Surely two strokes are all about the smell, the noise and the sheer brute hooliganism of the whole scene.

If I wanted to smell like a bus and have a nice linear power delivery then I'd use deisel as cologne and ride my Mum's sewing machine around.

Long live the light switch!