I'm holding in my hand, 2 tickets for the entire motoGP weekend in Spain, also, 5 star hotel accomodation and car hire for the weekend.

I should be there right now
The last week in Venice has done the missus in completely and she isn't feeling well so we came home.
Instead, I am at home, thinking about dropping in on Andy just to wake him up and share my depression...

I'll have to watch it on the box instead...
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