Some two stroke stuff for you to enjoy;
This is the 'before' shot of my little oriental mistress on its previous owner's drive somewhere on the coast, west of Whitby, sometime earlier in the year.
I have since invested a fat heap of cash (unwisely) into my darling and its 'hot bitch' factor has increased ten fold.
Voila;
(audience); "Oh GOD, give us more, the wonky tank sticker is fulfilling our messiest taboo desires, we have to see the other side or we shall never be satisfied!!!"
(Me); "Very well my fellow seekers of two stroke nirvana, BEHOLD!!!"
(audience); YEEESSS, but a severely hotted up East German, commuter bike with wire spoke wheels and a self generating go kart ignition is what we all secretly dream of the most!"
(Me); "THEN YOU SHALL HAVE IT!"
Can i get a 'hell yeah'???
_________________
After years of moaning about immigrants now i am one...
Last edited by Hermit on Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:27 pm; edited 3 times in total